Ferrets' Situation Report
26 March 2002

Last night (ASN-020325) was a good 'un, though we missed Momo and Bluebb. It is, therefore, all their fault that we couldn't capture that double runway field at Palembang. We did manage to grab one of the fancy grass fields with an encampment, which is the next best thing. New guy Tearza never did manage to make it to the mission areas, owing to his chronic connection/hardware problems. He did, however, kill a bad guy for the team. Also of note, Fubar scored a hat trick in a B24, and Doones was his usual cool and collected self.

In total, we captured three fields in five attempts, we got 20 kills, and we died 21 times. The odds were against us most of the night, averaging something like 3-to-2 against. Not too shabby, all things considered. In the squad standings, we seem to be hovering in the top 25 fighter/15 bomber, with one week remaining in the tour.

Special Ferret-y thanks to Pipero, Hamlin [Piper-o'-Hamlin, get it?] and Mezura for their assistance. Hamlin is becoming something of a fixture thanks to the tireless efforts of Liason Officer Humble.

Thanks as usual to the whole crew, she was a hoot. See you all Thursday. Damn, and I almost forgot again... happy birthday, Momo, y'old fart, ya!

Hotel Charlie

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