The Menacing Ferrets Fighter Squadron

v.3.0
Founded 10 August 2000

	Pilot	Enlisted	Stationed
00	hcrana Col	10 Aug 2000	Kingston, ON, CA
01	ajones	10 Aug 2000	Kingston, ON, CA
02	-momo- Maj	10 Aug 2000	Upper Woodstock, NB, CA
03	fzappa	10 Aug 2000	Montreal, PQ, CA
04	g-lock	11 Aug 2000	Montreal, PQ, CA
05	fubar-	24 Aug 2000	Toronto, ON, CA
06	humble LtCol	10 Sep 2000	Centreville, NB, CA
07	riskey	10 May 2001	Toronto, ON, CA
08	bluebb	14 Jun 2001	Tacoma, WA, USA
09	bobman	08 Jul 2001	Hillsborough, NC, USA
10	topjmy	03 Dec 2001	Fort Worth, TX, USA
11	doones	13 Dec 2001	McHenry, IL, USA
12	tearza	21 Mar 2002	Toronto, ON, CA
13	andrew	16 Aug 2002	San Luis Obispo, CA, USA
14	warone LtCol	12 Sep 2002	Chicago, IL, USA
15	burley	06 Oct 2002	Beverly, MA, USA
16	jaime-	17 Oct 2002	Durham, NC, USA
17	-troy-	20 Oct 2002	Grand Island, NE, USA
18	man-hi	31 Oct 2002	Anchorage, AK, USA
19	troll-	04 Nov 2002	Austin, TX, USA
20	cegull	18 Nov 2002	Anderson, CA, USA
21	swmpfx	06 Feb 2003	Lakeland, FL, USA
22	-zama-	09 Feb 2003	Shrewsbury, MA, USA
23	gldnbb Capt	10 Feb 2003	Miami, FL, USA
24	ferret	24 Feb 2003	Wilmington, DE, USA
24A	wallyg Capt	01 Mar 2003	Hermosa Beach, CA, USA
25	joystc	17 Apr 2003	San Luis Obispo, CA, USA
26	snofox	08 Jun 2003	Fredericton, NB, CA
27	zacker	06 Jul 2003	Sylacauga, AL, USA
28	meteor Lt	17 Jul 2003	Northglenn, CO, USA
29	smikex	29 Jul 2003	Helmond, Netherlands
30	nuker-	22 Sep 2003	Lee's Summit, MO, USA
31	destee	26 Oct 2003	Lewisville, TX, USA
32	-bigd-	20 Nov 2003	Las Cruces, NM, USA
33	kavikk	20 Dec 2003	Redditt, ON, CA
34	drdyer	26 Feb 2004	Dallas, TX, USA
35	invstr	01 Mar 2004	Poplar Bluff, MO, USA
36	drdeth	07 Mar 2004	Seattle, WA, USA
37	zinmar	24 Mar 2004	Harrisburg, PA, USA
38	derekd	03 May 2004	The Colony, TX, USA
38A	badcat	08 May 2004	San Miguel, Mexico
39	tonga-	07 Jul 2004	Littleton, CO, USA
40	gunsgt Lt	02 Sep 2004	Winchester, KY, USA
41	twinky	05 Oct 2004	Germany
42	-aggie	16 Dec 2004	Iraq
43	mattke Lt	10 Feb 2005	Ellsworth AFB, SD, USA
44	=lytn= Maj	14 Feb 2005	Atlantic City, NJ, USA
45	-jweed	28 Mar 2005	Fairchild AFB, WA, USA
46	nitowl	14 Apr 2005	Orillia, ON, CA
47	+york+ Lt	21 May 2005	Jacksonville, AL, USA
48	cuckoo	12 Jun 2005	Dallas, TX, USA
48A	elltee	20 Nov 2005	Coon Rapids, WI, USA
49	tnymax Capt	08 Dec 2005	Miami, FL, USA
50	pennsy Capt	05 Mar 2006	Sanford, FL, USA
51	-iwlf-	27 Apr 2006	Bloomingdale, MI, USA
52	kidcan	29 May 2006	Brantford, ON, CA
53	enduro	29 Jun 2006	Madison, MS, USA
54	kimbo- Capt	17 Jul 2006	London, England
55	nskill	19 Apr 2007	Truro, NS, CA
56	hrdhrd	14 May 2007	Langley, WA, USA
57	dryvac	21 May 2007	Mazatlan, Mexico
58	trymee Lt	11 Jun 2007	Pasadena, MD, USA
59	couge- Lt	01 Jul 2007	Milwaukee, WI, USA
60	hwyone	16 Aug 2007	Spring Hill, FL, USA
61	rayner	08 Oct 2007	Newcastle, ON, CA
62	--owen	16 Dec 2007	Harvest, AL, USA
63	beepee Lt	13 Apr 2008	East Tamaki, New Zealand
64	highgs	07 Jul 2008	State College, PA, USA
65	pekiti	11 Aug 2008	Tampa, FL, USA
66	dealr+	28 Sep 2008	Richmond, VA, USA
67	wetcat Lt	20 Nov 2008	San Jose, CA, USA
68	k-c-d-	01 Jan 2009	Moore, OK, USA
69	warfii 2ndLt	28 Jun 2009	Greensboro, NC, USA
70	hehmor W/O	27 Jul 2009	Winnipeg, MB, CA
71	raven- W/O	18 Oct 2009	Cedar Falls, IA, USA
71A	-gums- W/O	08 Dec 2009	Tampa, FL, USA

For photos of our many and varied missions, sitrep archives, our official calendar, and other goodies, check the Ferrets' Foto Gallery, presented in stunning UNIXVision�! For comments, tips and tricks, and general nattering, check our [private] Ferrets' Forum.

Coming attractions...

DATE	TIME	EVENT	ARENA	SIDE	OIC
Sun 24 Jan	2030h	SL3	S3	Axis	Col Hcrana
Mon 25 Jan	2030h	Alternate	WW2	Axis	Col Hcrana
Thu 28 Jan	2030h	Squad Night	WW2	Axis	Capt Pennsy
Mon 01 Feb	2030h	Alternate	WW2	Axis	Lt Trymee
Thu 04 Feb	2030h	Squad Night	WW2	Axis	LtCol Humble
Sun 07 Feb	2030h	SL4	S3	Axis	Col Hcrana

Please print out the all-important paper maps for the various arenas. We like to keep maps "in the family": ask the C/O for the latest greatest maps.

Also, we INSIST that you download and install the Ventrilo voice communications client. You can pick up a condenser mic for a few bucks at Radio Shack: a lightweight headset with a mono-directional microphone is ideal. We like to keep our voice comms "in the family", so please contact the C/O for details on how to connect.

'Shanghaied' is such an ugly word...

Wanted for War Crimes: The Menacing Ferrets

The Menacing Ferrets are always ready to consider new members. Please check out our recruiting FAQ and FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW TO CONTACT A RECRUITING AGENT NEAR YOU. If you don't hear back within 48 hours, drop the C/O an email and poke him with a stick.

Note that we currently fly in the WarBirds "World War II" Arena for the AXIS. We switch sides from Axis to Allied every tour-of-duty (currently every three weeks). Our "Squad Nights" are held MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS AT 2030h EASTERN TIME. We fly every ride and every mission profile, and we tend to share flight lead duties among the willing and able.

Please bear in mind that this is a squad for grown-ups [of a sort]. Members are expected to conduct themselves with [relative] dignity and show [a modicum of] respect for other players. Threatening or abusive behavior will not be tolerated. WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE. We're all friends here, and grown-ups [q.v.] so you may want to keep the kids away from the radio unless you warn us in advance... and even then... accidents happen. The queasy or prurient need not apply.

We regret that minor children under the age of eighteen will not be considered for membership.

Remember, YOU MUST HAVE A PAID WARBIRDS ACCOUNT TO PLAY WITH US! Get one at TotalSims.com. Get a fucking haircut, and a job, because it costs ca. US$20 per month. Furthermore, we charge annual dues of US$20 to defray the cost of our comms system and goodies like T-shirts and stinkin' bodges. Don't worry: new puddin's will get a few months to settle in before we hit 'em up for the dough. You'll also need a joystick [you know, for steering the plane] and a halfway decent box to run it all on. A case of beer [or similar metabolic poison] is always handy, too.